jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
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i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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