no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
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Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
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Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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