I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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