her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
why is half of my head shaved?
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