I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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