Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'm alittle affraid you might be dead, seeing how your work party is in an hour and you haven't answered me? I mean I'm picturing you 1. Passed out in your car covered in fries or 2. On a boat in a box to Mexico covered in coke. Please let it be number 1. And aren't we going to your work party?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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