We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
COCAINE IS GR8
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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