Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
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By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
And then the night went full on bisexual.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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