Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
You know it's time to do the dishes when you take shots of water out of a sake glass...
And you wonder why you're always one of the guys?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
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