You really coming over, don't trick.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
