margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
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