What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I want her autograph on my taint
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
Randomize
