Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
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