summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
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