What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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