I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
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Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
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She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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