So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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