My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
you made out with another girl for some wings
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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