Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Hippo gnu deer
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
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