That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Wait what do you mean I BOUGHT A FUCKING HORSE LAST NIGHT?!?!
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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