Yo dont text me then not text me
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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