all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize