Porn is love you can see.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
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we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
In other news, I tore a tendon in my hand from giving my boyfriend handjobs so that's how my day is going
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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