Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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