bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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