if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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