In the future we'll all be gay
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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