Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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