quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
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He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Nothing says responsible like taking your birth control with an open bottle of wine you left on your night stand from the night before
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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