Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
So I made him an imaginary sandwich and told him that the day I didn't have to fake it, neither would he.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
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Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
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