He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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