I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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