nut hugger
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I forget how to act sober
Randomize