: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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