can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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