He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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my dad pointed to my full beer and said drink up we're leaving now.
can you adopt me?
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Look, his dick is so good at being a dick that it makes me see God. And I don't even believe in God.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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