i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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