you dont want to live with me, im always naked, a chronic masturbator, a bit of a voyeur and will likely touch you while you sleep. ps- i can pick locks
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I just spilled grey goose in my hair. You could say I keep it classy for the family Christmas parties.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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