So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
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Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
He claimed he was the best ass eater of the south. He was right.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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