they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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