If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
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