Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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