BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
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It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
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Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
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