He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
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Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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