He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
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