Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Life without a bra equals bliss.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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