Girls should come with a carfax report
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize
