Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Are you drunk already?
Not already - at LAST.
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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