i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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