I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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