yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
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Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
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Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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