It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
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She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
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