At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I deserve this hangover.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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