Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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