I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
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I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
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I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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