who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
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You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Drunk me made out with someone's girlfriend last night, was invited to their place for a semi-threesome, and then walked home at three am. Can't decide if this is better or worse than drunkenly challenging everyone to taekwondo sparring matches...
Can you bring me the toilet please
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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