I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
I'm both gender and math confused
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