I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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