How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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